Cover letter that should never be sent…

This cover letter provides us with the opportunity to see what one shouldn’t write.

And Yes its real!

Covering letter:

Dear ……….,

I am a health science graduate of Bostin University.  After graduating as an Occupational Therapist I found employment over the past 10 years in a number of private practices located in the United States.

While I was employed as an Occupational Therapist in a private practice located in Kentucky I began searching the Scriptures and I found out that I am a Priest of God with the power and authority to save those who love Christ.

I am currently still living in the local area but I was stripped of my right to work as an Occupational Therapist, not because of my lack of qualifications and experience but because of my faith, the Holy God, the Holy Christ, and I Myself.

I realise that I may not be able to move straight into an Occupational Therapy job but I am willing to move to Australia and work as an occupational therapists assistant.    Once located in Australia my Occupational Therapist status can be restored through further university studies.

I have healed persons in accordance with my power as a Priest of God.  I have received this power through 100,000 hours to 120,000 hours searching the Scriptures.  I have power over the weather also.  I am also a huge golf fan and I know I can shoot under par.  I suffered greatly over my life time, this in response to the Holy Bible, which I never expected.

I met a girl on the internet and she may want to come with me to Australia, are you able to accommodate two persons!

Sincerely,

Occupational Therapist

Priest of God